Once while I was singing in the rain in New Orleans I suddenly realized that this whole life was not really real, just a cartoon. I was watching it in reverse through a one-way mirror while drinking an ice-cap and balancing on a red rubber ball (with daisies painted on it)
Ever since that moment I have dedicated my life to recreating all the old black and white charlie Chaplin movies with over sized smurf dolls because, hey, everyone needs something real to grasp onto.