An email from my Mother

Ah - my children - I guess I missed giving you some of the facts you needed in life. On the same day, my favorite son asks on his Facebook "did you know that worms don't like Doritos?", and my favorite daughter asks on her Facebook page "how much snot can come from one head?"

Well, here are my answers for you -

Shelley - snot when you have a big cold is like love - it just keeps growing and growing - there is no capacity or end

Kyle - let's think of the logistics - size of a Dorito - versus the size of a little worm mouth - It just won't fit!!!!! Suggest you try crushing the Doritos, serve with beer, and perhaps your little visitors will be more receptive!!!

Love you both your slightly tilted to the left Mom